mootrider

type a Bluesky handle. your avatar drops onto a hill that never ends and slowly gets meaner — moots pack tighter, the bonus chicken gets rarer — as your moots (mutuals, widened to follows if there aren't enough) lie in wait on the slope as pfp-shaped rocks. jump them or it's a closed case. every so often a top chicken rolls through, free of charge, courtesy of a certain stock-picking poultry. every run is recorded in this browser's case file below.

hall of case files

top runs across everyone who's ridden — the hill gets steeper the longer you last, so these are hard-earned.