type a Bluesky handle. your avatar drops onto a hill that never
ends and slowly gets meaner — moots pack tighter, the bonus
chicken gets rarer — as your moots (mutuals, widened to follows
if there aren't enough) lie in wait on the slope as pfp-shaped
rocks. jump them or it's a closed case. every so often a top
chicken rolls through, free of charge, courtesy of a certain
stock-picking poultry. every run is recorded in this browser's case
file below.
dodged 0best 0traveled 0m
ready to drop?
the slope is lined with people you follow back.
space / tap to jump · one button, that's it
CASE CLOSED — SIMCLUSTER FILE #1
you were done in by @someone, on the hillside, with the sled.